It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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