We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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