i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
These tits shall not be calmed
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize