nut hugger
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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