So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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