Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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