I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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