Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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