it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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