I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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