I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
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is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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