they need to just BURY HIM!
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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