So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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