He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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