I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
porn star boner night. come get it.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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