you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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