I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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