god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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