Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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