do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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