the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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