Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Two words: nipple clamps
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