So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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