just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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