omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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