I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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