just come out here and I will go home with you...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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