he shaved USA in his pubs
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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