I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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