So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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