google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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