we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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