I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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