She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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