I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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