One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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