No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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