You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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