I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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