these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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