OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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