My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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