Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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