are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i out mim tonsoeep
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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