would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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