better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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