office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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