Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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