it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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