i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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